Men Are All Pigs 1

UGLY TRUTH : Beware! Guys are great LIAR..

Story:
There was a man, a very rich man, decided to choose one out of three young ladies to bcm his wife.

Marriage, only once in a lifetime. So he make a test for them, in order for him to marry his "Mrs Right".. He gave each of the ladies One Million bucks, and c hw they spend it..

The first lady use all the money for cosmetic surgery. She did her nose, eyes, and successfully reduce 5kg.. All of these hardworks, is to appear prettier n more attractive for the man.. She told him, I want to show u my beauty, is all because of she love him..
He heard it, n feel so touched..

The second lady, spent all the money to shop for him.. She bought his favourite golf set, his favourite antiques, and some other expensive cloth.. All she did is for the man, never thought of her own need.. She told him, I use all the money on u, is all because of she love him..
He heard it, n feel very touched too..

The third lady shows her ability in making money.. She invest the one million buckst, n gain triple just in a week.. After that, she return the one mil bucks to the man, open a joinned account using the earned money..She told him, she worked so hard just to make sure both of them ll have stable income in the future, is all because of she love him..
He heard it, feel so touched till tears drop..

So, the man hv some idea with how those ladies handling the money.. How about u? if u r the rich man, who ll u choose? The lady that spend everything for herself, or the lady that spend everything on him, or the lady that can help him earn more money?

Know what's the answer??
After thinking verrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy long.. He choose.................................................


the lady who has the biggest boob among three as his wife................................
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Moral of the story:
William Shakespeare ever said : If a guy said wat he has in mind(being honest), he is either god, or being crazy..
it is an advantage for being pretty or atrractive, to get a guy, no matter how smart or how nice u r.. Men are all pigs.. they hide their desire deep inside the heart.. So dun ever trust if the guys say 'I like ur heart', it is just a lie.. Maybe what they like, is ur another 'organ', my fellow sisters..



p/s: this is a review i gt from a book, 'Men are all pigs' by Bloody Marry.. Dun take it seriously, relax n enjoy the black humor lie behing the story :-p

hey Bitch 3

Well..clemency clemency..they just dun understand..They are just keep hurting you..I just receive this email about my horoscope..
"PISCES - The Partner for Life.Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes et used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. "
See wat they stress in the desciption? yes, get hurt easily because of trusting.. Why cant you understand?I hate because i CARE too much.. I hate that i am sensitive.. I hate that i am being EXCLUDED!! I hate that u are hiding something from me.. And i hate that i can tell no one about this.. I hate that you just dont care about it too, and never try to understand what happened? Perhaps I am just a 'nobody'in ur life..
Think i hv talk enuf bout gal..hopefully next tme, i can share bout guys.. I read a book titled 'men are all pigs'(in mandirin).. I gotna translate it in english again..

hey bitch 2

I might still smile at u, bcz i treasure u..bt sorry, start tonite, i cant accept you as my fren anymore..u ll lose a fren tat cheer n back up for u..it's sad n hard,bt since u dunno d limit, i cant bear it anymore..it's started tonite.

shoulder ache

i dunno how long i have shoulder ache..till yesterday, i finally go for a massage(one hour 50,000 rupiah)..well, actually she massage my shoulder, waist, foot and finally my head.. actually i do feel better last nite..the head therapy really give me a nice sleep..however, dunno if i carry the stupid pc that kinda heavy to service this morning make my shoulder worse..i feel the right shoulder damn heavy now..no matter how many times i do stretching, it's the same, or feel worse than before the massage..ppl usually call the massage lady 'doctor's doctor', coz lots of medical student seek helps from her..she said my left shoulder is bigger than my right shoulder(i x really thk so, x see any different in x-ray, maybe she has MRI in her brain), altot she diagnose wrongly(she said my left shoulder awes feel tired, bt wat makes me tired is the right one), altot i cant feel wat she ask me to feel(example i cant differentiate the feeling before and after she massage coz wat i can feel is only pain, cant differntiate if my panda eyes looks smaller bla bla bla), maybe i shd trust her more(kan awes gt words like 'mind control our physical fitness')..i just hope to get rid of this useless shoulder ache..if not i wanna claim my money bak, and massage her(let her feel the pain too)!!!

Type of Guys that make me PUKE..

Well..I seldom hate guys..Coz guys r usually steady n not tat troublesome(dun angry gals, doesnt mean tat u r troublemaker)..I cant blif this world actually do have some guys that annoyed me..But wat will u feel if u meet the guys i mention below?Gotna like them?What kind of guys that i thk shouldnt even exist in this world, coz their only contriburion is to exhale C02, causing green house effect? so there is 2 types.

Guys that i hate No2: This kinda guys is even 'lo so'(leceh) than gals..For example, u ask for his help, wat u expect for the answer is either YES or NO..Who knows he will ask :WHO, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW(as if i ask him to write essay).. and after u answer all his que one by one, then there is nothing from him.. Besides that, he is very manja to his gf.. well, there's limit man.. U have somethings that gals dun hv, so show tat u r a man..anot i gotna doubt that u left ur 'pxxxs' in placenta..

Guys that I hate No1: I hate when i c guys selfish, stingy, fake, irresponsible.. Selfish, there is no sharing in his dictionary..For example, he can borrow ur stuff, bt when u wanna borrow sthg(even less than 500 rupiah), he will ask u to buy urself, with the reason 'neh, u borrow this cheap cheap stuff, then u ll keep borrow, then add up, it's a lot of money'..wat the hell?as if u r willing to lend if the stuff is more than 1 million rupiah.. stingy, when he can keep eating bujur(something like mamak), awes choose the cheapest stuff, not even belanja gf makan bla bla bla, at the same time, go kutuk others stingy(to make sure another person is well known for stingyness, to cover his face).. Fake, when there is someone tat he can gain benefit from, he treat them extremely nice..If u have nothing, just an ordinary person, sorry, u r out of his fren's list(but u shd be proud of it, unless u like to dipergunakan).. Irresponsible, when not even willing to contribute to repay others that help him(and act it's his duty)..they dun even knw tat their gf is bored with them, hate to shop with them(due to stingyness), and even stress up..

Well, do believe there is such guys exist in this world?

My First Blog

since Leo release his blog today, i decide to follow his foot step..have my own blog..actually i awes thk, wat's the point of blogging??write the truth in the blog, by replace the person with another name, bt in the reality, everyone knw who r u talking about??write wat u thk it is true, bt it is not the truth in reality to gt attention??share feeling with others(even tot it is secret) and everyone knw it is you??neh..tat's y now only i start to blog..hope i can find the meaning of blogging and enjoy it..